Please comment and say what potluck item you will bring. Think fall. Think BBQ. Think fun.Desset, side dish? First come, first dibs.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
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Please comment and say what potluck item you will bring. Think fall. Think BBQ. Think fun.Desset, side dish? First come, first dibs.
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Dear Jordan's Friends-
After much thought and consideration and palpitation I have concluded that we need to remix Jordan's Going Away to Memphis Bash. Why, you say? I will tell you why.
#1 - Golf is hard to arrange for large amounts of menfolk. I was turned away from two courses and reached a new level of discouragement.
#2 - Golf is expensive. I, for one, have too much month left at the end of the money and would much rather buy groceries instead of golf with my $40. (Disclaimer: This in no way is a statement against Jordan's innate worth, but rather a statement against my bank account's worth. If Jorquan was starving, I would give him more than $40.) My guess is more than one of us finds ourselves in this situation.
#3 - Golf is frustrating. No one is good at golf. I would much like to prevent excessive frustration that could bring down the cheery/teary "send off" vibe. Also, a frustrated A.P. may drive a golf cart into the lake causing a large incidental charge which would greatly affect the reality stated above in #2.
#4 - We are not 40. If this was Jordan's 40th surprise birthday party, then we would be golfing at Pebble Beach while our trophy wives spent all the money we made on the stock market resurgence at various local boutiques. However, that is not us.
So, what is "us"?
This is what I think. I think FROLF! Why, you say? I will tell you why.
#1 - Andy Bernard likes to frolf!
#2 - Frolfing = community
#3 - Frolfing = walking = more exercise = more calories burnt = less man gut
#4 - Frolfing costs less (free)
#5 - Women, children, and dogs are welcome to frolf which further solidifies reason #2.
#6 - Frolf takes less time = more time to BBQ and hug Jordan
#7 - Frolf = freedom golf
So, with that being said...Jordan's Go to Memphis Bash will be as follows:
What: I think I have said that already
When: Sunday, October 25th at 2:00 p.m.
Where: Part I = Frolfing at Mooney's Grove in Visalia, CA. Part II = Young's House for BBQing and stuff
How: see this map for directions.
What to bring: go to the blog to share what potluck item you will being. Also, you need to bring a frisbee or two.
Who: you and your women and childrens (I have a mental image of Papa Bergen tossing back a PBR while tossing a frisbee while Mama Kathleen pushes baby Violet in the stroller...and that makes me smiles)
Okay. I am our of breath. Let me know your intentions!
Mike
709-4963
After much thought and consideration and palpitation I have concluded that we need to remix Jordan's Going Away to Memphis Bash. Why, you say? I will tell you why.
#1 - Golf is hard to arrange for large amounts of menfolk. I was turned away from two courses and reached a new level of discouragement.
#2 - Golf is expensive. I, for one, have too much month left at the end of the money and would much rather buy groceries instead of golf with my $40. (Disclaimer: This in no way is a statement against Jordan's innate worth, but rather a statement against my bank account's worth. If Jorquan was starving, I would give him more than $40.) My guess is more than one of us finds ourselves in this situation.
#3 - Golf is frustrating. No one is good at golf. I would much like to prevent excessive frustration that could bring down the cheery/teary "send off" vibe. Also, a frustrated A.P. may drive a golf cart into the lake causing a large incidental charge which would greatly affect the reality stated above in #2.
#4 - We are not 40. If this was Jordan's 40th surprise birthday party, then we would be golfing at Pebble Beach while our trophy wives spent all the money we made on the stock market resurgence at various local boutiques. However, that is not us.
So, what is "us"?
This is what I think. I think FROLF! Why, you say? I will tell you why.
#1 - Andy Bernard likes to frolf!
#2 - Frolfing = community
#3 - Frolfing = walking = more exercise = more calories burnt = less man gut
#4 - Frolfing costs less (free)
#5 - Women, children, and dogs are welcome to frolf which further solidifies reason #2.
#6 - Frolf takes less time = more time to BBQ and hug Jordan
#7 - Frolf = freedom golf
So, with that being said...Jordan's Go to Memphis Bash will be as follows:
What: I think I have said that already
When: Sunday, October 25th at 2:00 p.m.
Where: Part I = Frolfing at Mooney's Grove in Visalia, CA. Part II = Young's House for BBQing and stuff
How: see this map for directions.
What to bring: go to the blog to share what potluck item you will being. Also, you need to bring a frisbee or two.
Who: you and your women and childrens (I have a mental image of Papa Bergen tossing back a PBR while tossing a frisbee while Mama Kathleen pushes baby Violet in the stroller...and that makes me smiles)
Okay. I am our of breath. Let me know your intentions!
Mike
709-4963
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